my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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