it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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