I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
DRUNK COOKIES
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