1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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