everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have tasted many bathrooms
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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