I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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