chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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