she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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