Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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