Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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