even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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