either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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