there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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