Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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