roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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