I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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