she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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