I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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