Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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