we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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