i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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