When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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