Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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