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Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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