i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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