You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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