another moral hangover. fuck.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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