Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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(516): View more from New York

Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

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(319): View more from Iowa

I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"

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(562): View more from California

I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy

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