Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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