he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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