Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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