is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.