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  The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone

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• (213): View more from California

  How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

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  Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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• (408): View more from California

  Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission

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• (707): View more from California

  New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?

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  I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game

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• (626): View more from California

  My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."

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  I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that

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  Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Me and I got head

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