i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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