I just cut my nipple shaving
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This is classic penis vs brain.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
