his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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