Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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