Operation Purity has been aborted
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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