So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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