it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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