Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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