We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
These tits shall not be calmed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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