My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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