I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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