You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
