Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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