I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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