I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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