She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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