my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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