All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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