the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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