So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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