he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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