Sponge bath it is.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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