hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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