take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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