K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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